This Just In: All Canadians are Nice

Honestly, has there ever been a Canadian who was mean?

The Islamic Supreme Council of Canada has issued a fatwa where they proclaim that any Muslim extremist launching an attack on either Canada or the U.S. is attacking fellow Muslims.

Granted, this is based on the abominable Qu'ranic teaching which basically relegates all non-Muslims to second-class citizens in the Nation of Islam. Or, wait, that one's taken--how about the Muslim-dominated world. Atheists, Agnostics, Deists, Buddhists, Pagans, Humanists, and anyone who's not Jewish or Christian would be lucky to be alive, actually. So basically this is blatant self-interest: "You can't attack them because you might hit us."

The implication there is that if there were no Muslims in the U.S. or Canada, it would be fine to attack us!

Man, that thought is depressing.

I think in retrospect I'm going to look at this as a good thing, since these people don't seem to be of the opinion that their voodoo sky wizard's command to kill us all is a good thing.

I just noticed that The Friendly Atheist has a post up on this, too.